Despite of his “conservative” 13th Century view
on almost anything, would you believe that the late former head of Al Qaeda –
Osama Bin Laden – believes in climate change?
By: Ringo Bones
Despite of the recent overwhelming scientific evidence
supporting it, right-wing conservatives – most of them from America – doesn’t
believe in climate change declaring via their conservative Evangelical
Christian doctrine that humans and their recent industrial activity are not
powerful enough to destabilize the Earth’s climate. And thus was born a
catch-all caricature describing these wing-nuts called “Republican Jesus”. But
inextricably, Republican Jesus’ counterpart - the Al Qaeda head Osama Bin Laden
– genuinely believes in climate change and even wrote a bunch of treatises
about the subject despite of his rather backward and barbaric 13th
Century view on Islam.
During the May 1, 2011 raid on his compound that eventually
killed him, the US Navy SEAL Team VI uncovered a vast treasure trove of
intelligent data – in both paper and electronic form – that, until recently,
they only prioritize the terror-attack related plans. But as of late,
intelligence personnel tasked with sorting out the piles of data recently
uncovered the extent of the late Al Qaeda leader’s “research” into the
“Christian West’s science on climate change”. And unlike the right-wing-nuts of
the US Republican Party and Fox News, Osama Bin Laden genuinely came to the
conclusion that climate change is real and an ongoing process, although, the
U.S. spymasters tasked with trolling the “Bin Laden papers” has yet to divulge
to the public in detail about which terror plans pertain to Al Qaeda’s “action
to limit the impact of climate change.”
Besides his recently divulged views on the UN’s IPCC
reports, Osama Bin Laden is also keeping up to date with the Christian West’s
“leftist philosophies” because the US Navy SEAL Team VI also managed to uncover
that Bin Laden is also an unabashed fan of Noam Chomsky. But I still wonder why
it was his porn collection that the US Navy SEAL Team VI that got priority in
divulging it to the general public.
